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Monday, January 08, 2007

It appears that my boyfriend, Roy, can't stay away from me or my blog. However, shy devil that he is, he has now sent his "friend" at the Sadly, No blog to get my attention with this post declaring that I am an "Idiot Philanthropist" for donating some of my proceeds from BlogAds for Michelle Malkin's trip to Iraq. Yet, the link provided by Sadly, No is now sending me more traffic to generate more money to send to the very causes that my new friends indicate they despise. Who is the idiot?

Update: It appears that my boyfriend has a sense of humor! And BTW, Roy, if you read my comments, you will see that you all rented me a boat (my cost? about $800.00) not bought one, but keep coming by and owning a boat might just be in my future. Don't underestimate yourself!

37 comments:

  1. Aaagh...
    Logic bomb.

    Just smile nod.
    To all the nice folks from SN-
    *waves* HI!

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  2. Dr Helen, you are a genius. Looks like you've figured out a way to exploit the hateful leftys. Keep it up.

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  3. Is it really so hateful to want to help buy you another boat? Also, after that, maybe you could afford a new husband.

    Pfft... Righties never do show gratitude.

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  4. teh 14m3:

    I am oh so happy with the husband I've got--it just burns you up knowing that he and I were hanging out for a week on a boat you all rented for us. Thanks again. I really am grateful.

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  5. You go girl......your hard work is obviously paying off.

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  6. Um Helen.
    I think you need to get over yourself. When you fish everyday, brag about the lifestyle. Until then, you're embarrassing yourself dear. I think your Tennessee's showing just a bit.

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  7. I must say, that "nyaah nyaah" attitude really adds to your credibility as both a psychologist and a commentator.

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  8. If this extra traffic is helping send that gasbag to Irag, I'm sending this link to all my friends! That's a one-way ticket, right?

    You wouldn't be interested in taking your next vacation over there would you?

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  9. I am a regular reader of alicublog, and I often come by here (and the equally fatuous instapundit) for a laugh. So if you're getting paid, that's ok. It's kind of like throwing loose change into the hat of a dancing clown on a streetcorner.

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  10. Does Roy's blog consist entirely of copied sections of other peoples work encapsulated by snarky remarks?

    If I were you Helen, I'd switch to a blogging environment that enabled you to present IP's. You'd still get trolls, but you'd get a better quality of troll, not the vindictive cowards that you're attracting now.

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  11. congratulations, here come the threats..
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    Netvocates said,

    January 8, 2007 at 19:42

    “I dunno, I like the idea of Malkin actually going to Iraq. I’m holding out for a fairy-tale ending in which the reality opens her eyes and makes her a better and more balanced person. ”

    Reality, an IED, whatever works.

    [ and then a few posts below..]

    wewon said,

    January 8, 2007 at 20:02

    Reality, an IED, whatever works.

    That’s right! - both of these bitches need to get what’s coming to them!

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  12. Bad idea. Give them attention and they come back for more. Ignore them and they go away.

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  13. Dr. Helen, I wish you'd open up the topic: "Why do liberals hate so much?"

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  14. Ooh, I stand corrected! "Rented," is it? Gosh, I'm almost as bad as those Kerry-was-sitting-alone-at-a-table-because-he-loves-Jamil-Hussein-who-by-the-way-maybe-does-exist people...

    Pee-ess: I hope you realize that the anonymous and/or not-linked-to-long-standing-blogs commenters here and at S,N! -- the commenters wishing death on Malkin & Co. -- are conservatarian trolls engaging in an operation typically known as a "rat-f*ck." Malkin provides her real opponents with far too much ammunition for them to have to resort to base threats.

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  15. Doc, you seem to attract a lot of college students...or dropouts, can't tell which.

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  16. There are ads on this site?

    Amazing. I guess AdBlock Plus is really as good as advertised ;-)

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  17. are conservatarian trolls engaging in an operation typically known as a "rat-f*ck

    which why the other commenters have endorsed the idea?

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  18. Stick it to 'em Dr. H! These liberals just don't want the truth about Iraq to reach the people. I think the more conservative eyes we have over there, the better chance we have of standing up to the MSM!

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  19. Ads, where?

    I threw some small change to the clown outside my office today. I wonder if he thinks it is because I admire his political stance?

    xxx

    S

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  20. You all realize that Dr. Helen really can track IPs through this comments section, don't you? Amazing that folks who suspect that the eeeeevvvvviiiil Republicans are spying on them don't think of that.

    Add the fact that she is a psychologist makes it clear---she is more amused than irritated by the little trollies. And she certainly does know who is wielding sockpuppets.

    For example, she knows who I am (or more accurately, the source of my posting, the computer's ID, and the general region).

    Make you think, huh?

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  21. Dr Helen,

    Just keep in mind: there are 2 happy days in the life of a boat owner - the day they buy it and the day they sell it!

    Susan

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  22. And to follow-up on the remarks of Susan at 8:19, I've always held that the proper definition of a "boat" is "a hole in the water into which you throw money."

    Keep renting. ;-)

    Rusty

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  23. What could be better than actually being able to make a PROFIT by poking trolls with a stick. I love capitalism!

    Aim high, Helen. Maybe you can annoy them off enough to be able to replace your older model Mercedes with a new convertible! More fun, less maintenance than a boat which involves scraping and painting and all manner of sweaty, unpleasant work.

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  24. You all realize that Dr. Helen really can track IPs through this comments section, don't you? Amazing that folks who suspect that the eeeeevvvvviiiil Republicans are spying on them don't think of that.

    Add the fact that she is a psychologist makes it clear---she is more amused than irritated by the little trollies. And she certainly does know who is wielding sockpuppets.

    For example, she knows who I am (or more accurately, the source of my posting, the computer's ID, and the general region).

    Make you think, huh?


    Wow. I'd be really scared ... if she were my mom! What is this joke now?

    "Keep quiet your real opinions about my vooing Vilson... or I vill reveal your identity. Bwah-hah-hah!"

    Sorry, "Dr"Helen.
    Um... US TROOPS: getting the job done every day in every way. We are winning it all today. Just like Ohio State. I am a believer. No dissent to note here. No opposing opinions, Mr. Rumsfeld. We have nothing to fear because we have the best technology. We can nuke and kill our way to a win if necessary. But because no one stands to oppose us, that von't be necessary, now vill it? Remember, we know who you are, and ve have ways of make you talk!!

    Lol. Why not cut the pcorrectness and starts calling these trolls exactly what they are? Terrorists, that's what they are! Probably helped kill some people on 9-11 too. They can't change. The only solution is to kill them all. Damn terrorist trolls. I have to see if there's something new on the market to fix that too.

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  25. Anonymous 4:59----time to get to work, pal. You gotta start "pulling" those lattes! At least your incoherence and childishness doesn't matter when you hand out muffins to stockbrokers.

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  26. Hmmm. Maybe that is the best way to handle this "one" anonymous poster: just give him your coffee order whenever he blathers on, trying to upset people. It helps remind him of his own foolishness.

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  27. At least your incoherence and childishness doesn't matter when you hand out muffins to stockbrokers.

    And you don't see your own humor in stockbrokers eating "muffins". Lol. Get so rich, you forget what real food it. We should all aspire to that? $3 coffee, and a muffin served by a pretty face? The highlight would be all expenses paid hotel rooms for conferences and conventions, and a week away during the holidays?

    No wonder you're all so bitter and sad here.

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  28. Actually, I was checking to see how you would react. I mean, if pulling espresso shots is amusing, eating a muffin would be more so. Did you honestly think I didn't intend that?

    Sheesh.

    As for the rest of your incoherence, it sounds like you are a bit jealous that no one pays you money to go to events and write about them. But then, based on your incisive and trenchant literary style, I am not surprised.

    I believe you should just call yourself a "short drip," don't you think?

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  29. I'll say it again:
    When liberals try to argue using facts and logic, first they stumble all over themselves 'cause their inventory is so short on these items, then they resort to personal attacks.

    Just another demonstration of this tactic right here.

    Rusty

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  30. Sheesh.

    As for the rest of your incoherence, it sounds like you are a bit jealous that no one pays you money to go to events and write about them. But then, based on your incisive and trenchant literary style, I am not surprised.


    Lol
    Sheesh?
    Indeed.
    What you'd have to pay me to hang out with the likes shown here. Lolol. Know much about the good life? Heh. Hint: life ain't about making pretty pictures...

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  31. Oh, right, it's *that* troll again. You are the one who writes "Lol" and "heh" in most of your posts (the latter to dig at Glenn Reynolds, I guess, and the former because you are copying boss cool blogger lingo).

    You write something to the effect of what it would cost to get you to "hang out" with folks here.

    Um. You are hanging out here writing nothing of importance...for free.

    Don't you have some espressos to pull, "Lolly"?

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  32. Nota,
    You should have that last bit copyrighted. lol.

    No really. Pure genius.

    p.s. Do you want a pull on this? Is that why you're still here waiting on me?
    Lololol! How cute you are! Notatroll butapuppy. Wickedpissahcute!

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  33. Is that supposed to be funny? What it is and you are...is simply sad.

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  34. Nota: Less comments, and hurry up with that coffee please!

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  35. I really don't enjoy watching pissing contests. Our troll, here, revealed her true self some time ago, and notatroll is risking descending to her level, quickly.

    If either of you have anything of substance to say, please continue. Otherwise, the both of you should move on.

    Rusty

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