Wednesday, April 28, 2010

"I don't know that there is a moral to this story, beyond the fact that people will do almost anything to have sex. "

13 Comments:

Blogger TMink said...

Wow.

Trey

5:36 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger br549 said...

I'm confused.

7:00 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger J. Bowen said...

That...is...awesome!

7:30 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger kmg said...

Woman gets life in prison for letting boy fondle her breasts :

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/04/28/nevada-woman-gets-life-for-lewd-acts-with-child/

But MEN are imprisoned for such minor incidents every day.

A woman got a taste of 'equality' to day. It appears that women didn't really understand what 'equality' is.

7:37 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger Ern said...

How long will it be until some government agency puts a warning about this on the packaging for nitroglycerin patches?

7:59 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger EKatz said...

My good friend is an E.R. doctor. Over the years she's seen a number of emergencies resulting from a combination of sexual activities, experimentation and poor judgment - things found in male and female orifices that just don't belong in the human body.

Usually they weren't as bad as this, nearly leading to someone's death. And the incidents were often enlivened by the improbable stories the patients would come up with rather than just admit, "Hey, me and my girlfriend/boyfriend thought it would feel really good to stick [object X] into [slot Y]. Oops."

8:28 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger blahga the hutt said...

Um...ok.

10:09 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger Dr.D said...

Well, he said it had worked for years, so apparently all was well until they slipped up this time. These exotic techniques have to be done with care!!

11:19 PM, April 28, 2010  
Blogger God Of Bacon said...

Has he considered improving his "heart condition" by getting some exercise?

9:08 AM, April 29, 2010  
Blogger TMink said...

He was getting exercise!

Trey

9:38 AM, April 29, 2010  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

I had no idea you could put a nitro patch on the penis to produce an erection. I would think just the idea of combining something explosive, like nitroglycerin, and the penis, would not seem like a good thing. But I guess when you can't have sex any other way, you do whatever it takes.

11:28 AM, April 29, 2010  
Blogger Brother J said...

When I saw the link I was expecting to read some cautionary tale about improper doctor/patient relationships. Very funny. I wonder if there's a risk of explosion when using nitro without lube. Or maybe that's why they used it.

4:35 PM, April 30, 2010  
Blogger Topher said...

"I don't know that there is a moral to this story, beyond the fact that people will do almost anything to have sex."

I expected to read a wacky story about a person sagging a patient or somesuch moral turpitude.

Instead I got a fundamentally sad story about a couple desperately trying to express their love and it going horribly wrong.

Good on them for trying.

7:04 AM, May 08, 2010  

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